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11.06.2025 02:42
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Trump's U.S. Steel decision may come later than expected - Axios
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
A Glucose Monitor for Someone Without Diabetes: Optimal or Overkill? - WSJ
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No. 2 Coco Gauff faces No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka in French Open women’s final - NBC Sports
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Jefferies Is Doubling Down On Nvidia. Here Are 3 Other Stocks The Firm Loves Now. - Barchart.com
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
'The Life of Chuck' Filmmaker Mike Flanagan on Stephen King Film - IndieWire
Then came..
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
New rabies cases detected in SLO County. How to avoid deadly disease - San Luis Obispo Tribune
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Phase-resolved attoclock precisely measures electron tunneling time - Phys.org
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Reds Sign Wade Miley, Place Hunter Greene On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes